When Dick states that's his full name (no last name), the guys on the TV crew snicker and make various crude, double entendre comments about that. Bigfoot comes out of his cave, confused about what's occurring, with Peter panicking and shooting him with his handgun, followed by the rest of his crew shooting the creature with machine guns, killing him (no blood at that moment, but his dead body is later seen with some bloody bullet holes in it). The doc then says that maybe Peter can urinate into the turkey (to pass whatever was in the syringe into the turkey's throat, prompting Fred to ask, "You want him to piss that turkey off his hog?" ALLEN COVERT plays his partner, the audio guy on the show. Is there some species that is a proof of the link between man and monkey? There is a great range of colors to be seen, as the colorful outfits of the crew pop, especially in wilderness shots that are draped in countless green shades, while black levels are fairly strong and solid. A scene in which they try to justify the killing is good for a laugh or two ("Anybody remember what that big bastard said before he came at us? That includes one person who's strung-up upside down, while Sky is barely alive, having been cut in half (we see some blood around the bottom of his torso, as well as his lower body nearby -- all played for comedy). Should've been funny, the concept wasn't half bad. [4] Extreme Some of Sky's TV crew make condescending fun of Peter and his crew, making fun of names by asking if it's Neal and Bob, and then asking, "Or is that what they do?" Cultural infamy: Strange Wilderness just hit theaters earlier this year, and it's already been forgotten by history. The crew finds Sky's team dead from an unseen attack. FRIGHTENING SCENES "that guy who can't get any acting work except in movies starring or produced by his pal Adam Sandler." Bill wears a sidearm, and later is seen carrying a rifle. [5] It is in 42nd place on the Metacritic list of the worst-reviewed films ever (with seven or more reviews). Who will find Bigfoot first, and will they get it on tape and save the show? Alcoholism. shark Strange Wilderness Lyrics We have lyrics for 'shark' by these artists: Andrew Huang so look, i'm a shark in a fist fight underwater where Andrew Huang feat. Privacy Statement and Terms of Use and Disclaimer R (Drug Use|Crude and Sexual Humor|Nonstop Language), Genre: This leads to a scene in a hospital in which a sexy nurse must try to remove the turkey from Zahn's erect penis by massaging the turkey's neck. Thats more or less a nice way of saying your subwoofer will pop up every now and again, say hi, and then go back to sleep for a bit. Just confirm how you got your ticket. We see bottles of booze in the background behind Peter. As for reviews, Strange was slaughtered: It's got an amazing ZERO percent on Rottentomatoes.com (meaning no published review could be called "positive" in any way), and a 12 percent on Metacritic. We see footage of a primate's large testicles. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. He later uses the same to shock Whitaker on the crotch on separate occasions. Piranhas attack Dick as he wades through water (we see frothy water around him as he slowly sinks, but no blood, and this is played for comedy). The shots on the road trip are incredibly sharp, detailed, and deep, unlike many films that use obvious stock footage in such scenes. They arrive at Bill's cabin only to learn he already sold the map to Pierson. We also see that he's having a sexual affair with Bill's wife. The website's critical consensus reads, "Strange Wilderness is a laugh-free comedy that's both aimless and overly crass." Peter gets everyone back together and they make an episode about the shark attack using footage of them vomiting into the shark's mouth at the scene of the incident as well as Danny getting his arm bitten by that shark. Junior asks the others if they ever tried to poop and brush their teeth at the same time (as he comes out of the RV's bathroom), stating that it's hard. So Patrick conveniently disappears (good plotting), Harry Hamlin's competing team is conveniently murdered by pygmies, and Zahn leads his team to Bigfoot's lair. about our gear. TV nature shows. BLAKE CLARK plays a guide in Ecuador who takes the TV crew to meet Gus. We see wildlife footage of lions mating, with Peter's voice over narration saying things such as "Slice me off a piece and serve that up hot" and "I'm next in line." As the crew wanders through the jungle at night, they hear strange sounds and appear frightened, but it turns out to be just Cheryl. When Dick states, "You say Dick, I come," one jokes, "You come where?" We see that Junior has fake open eyes tattooed on his eyelids so that it looks like he's awake when he's asleep (he states he did this because he thought the "sh*t" -- drugs -- was laced). Directed by Fred Wolf, who also co-wrote the film with Peter Gaulke, the film stars Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill, Kevin Heffernan, Ashley Scott, Peter Dante, Harry Hamlin, Robert Patrick, Joe Don Baker, Justin Long, Jeff Garlin, and Ernest Borgnine. Strange Wilderness is a 2008 comedy-adventure film produced by Adam Sandler 's production company Happy Madison Productions, and was based on a series of independently produced short videos of the same name from the 1990s. LAROACHA_420 3 yr. ago I'm sorry, but this movie is so damn funny! 1h 26m, Distributor: Take this scene, in which Zahn and Covert are auditioning animal handlers. Sex/Nudity The best part of the film, then, can be watched without squandering precious dollars on theater admission. No one laughs. There's talk of men showering together being "friends with benefits" (not seen). Minor Press J to jump to the feed. When they bend over to look, he uses the car's hydraulic system to make it bounce upward and hit them in the face, knocking them down. JUSTIN LONG plays Milas' nephew, a stoner who's often smoking pot or using a bong. He's onscreen for about 30 seconds. Paramount Pictures, Production Co: Topics ToTalk About I'm not sure how to add up the millisecond-long chuckles I experienced during Strange Wilderness. With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot. Comedy, Original Language: Fred and Peter share a joint. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Then again, I found plenty to laugh at while watching Grandma's Boy, and I went into that with a certain sense of dread. I'm sorry, but this movie is so damn funny! A rear entry sexual encounter is seen on video (from a distance), while other nudity is present (a man's misshapen penis and scrotum from self-stitching in the past, topless women in thongs, another woman in just her panties), and lions are seen mating in wildlife footage. Paramounts release of Strange Wilderness has a solid Dolby TrueHD 5.1 mix that exceeded my expectations. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". This was the scene that sold me on this movie. I watched it again a few years ago, it's still hilarious. Peter's team faces competition from a better-funded and more practiced set of rivals. Peter and Fred end up fighting in an office where they knock things over and a chair ends up being thrown through a glass wall (played for comedy). That results in Peter slapping the guy on the back of the head and running off, followed by the thug making him and Fred look for a supposed scratch on his car hood. Danny drives the crew's RV through a 4-way stop without stopping (no other vehicles are there). How much of the experience wasn't a total waste of time? All in all, fans of the film will be happy, though just like the film itself, every positive has a negative waiting right around the corner, ready to pounce. Reviewed February 1, 2008 / Posted February 1, 2008 When the show is threatened with cancellation, Peter and his know-nothing crew of stoners and idiots realize that only one creature can save the show: Bigfoot. Which leads me to this thought: Throughout this movie, when things get horribly slow, there's yelling or fighting. "Take a leak," "Sucker," "You ass," "Balls" (testicles), "Did one of you just shove your beak up my ass?" Some men have their front teeth busted out, and other, less severe contact also occurs. And what do they do when they get there? Cheryl hits her head on the top of an RV's door when she stands up. Phrases: "F*ck you /you f*ck/m*therf*cker/too," "F*ck yeah," "Who the f*ck is Jack Knockelson?" Atmospheric effects are constantly popping up, in nature shots from leaves and birds chirping, to even the mundane dentist office, with the occasional sound of a drill filling the background. Unable to pay this, Peter tells Bill that he will have it in a week at his mountain cabin. Later, it's seen leaking inside the RV, followed later by views of everyone inside there high, taking hits off that and drinking. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. $6.6M, Runtime: After meeting Cheryl, Peter states (thinking he's out of her earshot, but he's not), "I'll be laying some serious pipe" (have sex with her). I get it, things arent going to work out according to plan, its going to be a disaster one way or another, with each bigger than the last situation ratcheting up the stakes in some random way. Moments later, Peter fires another handgun shot into the body (all played for comedy). Peter Gaulke takes over, when his father, a respected wildlife TV host dies, but receives far less success. KEVIN HEFFERNAN plays the TV crew's new and inexperienced animal handler who's also an alcoholic and thus drinks a lot. Why? She then states that she heard him, but believes he said that to make him sound heterosexual (thinking he's gay). Anyway, back to the road trip: Our crew shoots some action along the way (in order to somehow finance the trip? When they bend over to look, he uses the car's hydraulic system to make it bounce upward and hit them in the face, knocking them down. Junior spray paints a large image of a penis and scrotum, and then makes a mock masturbation gesture with his hand over that image. It all starts to get a bit old. Bill says he needed money for his Lithium and some other drug. There's talk of the turkey "blowing Peter, and we then see others trying to pull it off him, resulting in a graphic view of his penis being stretched from his body. We see footage of a primate's large testicles. Watching this, Fred eagerly adds his sexual commentary, including wanting to get "a slice of that," etc. Feb 1, 2008 Strange Wilderness is a counterfeit bill. If this were a real show, it would be wildly popular, wouldn't it? We next see them at the dentist, missing their front teeth (with bloody results down their chins and on their shirts). Hiring unemployed mechanic and current alcoholic Whitaker (KEVIN HEFFERNAN) as their new animal handler, adding Cheryl (ASHLEY SCOTT) as their travel coordinator, and having stoner Junior (JUSTIN LONG) replace his uncle Milas as their cameraman, the TV crew sets out for Ecuador to find the elusive but legendary creature. Gillian Jacobs on "Transatlantic," "Community," and "Invincible", 3 moments worth watching from Ryan Seacrest's, Marshall Emberton Bluetooth Portable Speaker. This is all played for comedy. Dolby SRD, DTS, SDDS, Aspect Ratio: Peter flails about in an exaggerated fashion while frustrated. ASHLEY SCOTT plays the lone woman on the TV crew who's briefly seen topless while high from nitrous oxide, and it's suggested she does something sexual with Gus. Peter does a faked and strained accent to imitate those who speak Spanish (thinking it will help him communicate better with them). "We love Dick," "Doesn't that mean we're eating Dick?" JUSTIN LONG plays Milas' nephew, a stoner who's often smoking pot or using a bong. Heavy Coming Soon. Peter states that he has to go "take a leak," and we then partially see and hear him do that outdoors. Violence Peter Gaulke, (all of those using that word are double entendres using a man's name), "It all went to hell," "You stupid asshole," "It is so much fun to have your ass royally kissed," "Crappy," "Pygmy people," "What the hell /is that/is she doing?" Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. PETER DANTE plays the crew's driver who uses profanity. Can Peter make dad proud? All of the following is played for comedy. Cookie Notice Peter and Fred show it to Lawson. Anyone else see the movie strange wilderness? I can also see people being incredibly frustrated by its meandering storyline, misogynistic viewpoint, and numerous flat out unfunny jokes that make even the likes of Tim Allen look like a comedy god. Privacy Policy. the northern and southern hemispheres. Peter does a faked and strained accent to imitate those who speak Spanish (thinking it will help him communicate better with them). TENSE FAMILY SCENES Coming Soon, Regal For more information, please see our Unless something big happens, Strange Wilderness will be cancelled in two weeks. Bill sees surveillance footage of his wife removing her shirt and then turning around in front of Sky, with him then having rear entry intercourse with her. Extreme Bill Calhoun, his dad's friend, brings him photos of Bigfoot hiding in Ecuador and a map to his cave. When they bend over to look, he uses the car's hydraulic system to make it bounce upward and hit them in the face, knocking them down. Gus tells the story of sticking a knife and then grenade into a man's head in the past. Real nature footage shows animals attacking others, while other bits (made by the filmmakers, played for comedy), feature a shark, alligator and piranhas separately attacking humans, while humans mow down Bigfoot with machine guns. A thug repeatedly honks his car horn to interrupt the crew's filming, and then wants $100 to stop. . We see TV footage of the TV van passing by with beer cans falling out of it. About his time in Vietnam, Gus (a vet) uses the term, "Little gook." Stupid even by stoner standards. There are some negatives here, though. Yes it does. This movie is not meant to be a cinematic masterpiece. There is fun to be found here, it's just covered by the rotting carcasses of bad acting and unfunny jokes. Flat (1.85:1). There are comments about liking Dick, if he ever lets his dog lick his name, and if his name gets hard in the morning. The same can be said about all of his colleagues. Junior asks the others if they ever tried to poop and brush their teeth at the same time (as he comes out of the RV's bathroom), stating that it's hard. JONAH HILL plays a production assistant on the show who's prone to picking up a guitar and singing profanity-laden songs. Also: Director Fred Wolf co-wrote Dirty Work, starring Norm MacDonald! Peter comments on Cooker wearing a thong after the later bends over. ImitativeBehavior (There's a whole making-of on the DVDI wish I were kidding.) We hear that Peter's dad died sometime in the past, but we don't know when, and there's no leftover grieving. About a puffer fish, it's said that it sucks its "balls" into its stomach. This leads to a fight within the group. Peter does a bong hit. Cheryl hits her head on the top of an RV's door when she stands up. Oh, I almost forgot Peter Dante, a.k.a. Mild The shark is gaping is mouth and literally "gasping for breath" trying to keep itself oxygenated enough since it's not swimming fast enough to push enough water across it's gills to keep oxygenated. He runs screaming toward the camera with the super-fake-looking turkey attached to his dick. While filming, a confused Bigfoot steps out and gets gunned down by the scared group. Sometimes, even The A.V. Then again, I actually kinda liked Grandma's Boy. That was mostly due to my going in with absolutely no expectations from this track. Profanity consists of at least 82 "f" words, while other expletives and many colorful phrases are also uttered. [6], Joe Leydon of Variety called the film "a slovenly, slapped-together stoner comedy". For those sensitive to such images: As the crew makes their way through a jungle, we see a large snake coiled around a tree branch above them. Cooker uses a hand buzzer to shock Cheryl's hand, and later twice gets Whitaker on the crotch with the same thing. Strange Wilderness centers around the crew members of the titular fictional nature show heading to Ecuador to investigate a Bigfoot sighting in order to keep the show from being cancelled. Impressed with the footage, Lawson states to Pete that people love shark attacks. this is a Happy Madison production. Junior uses a bong. Peter inherited the wildlife show, called "Strange Wilderness", but admits he is not as talented as his father. ERNEST BORGNINE plays Peter's cameraman, a holdover from when his father hosted the show. Peter Gaulke, Writer: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is the gold standard in this genre. (It's tough to tell.). BLOOD/GORE When Dick states that's his full name (no last name), the guys on the TV crew snicker and make various crude, double entendre comments about that. No long-term contract. Category: Mexico Uploaded By: Colima24 Date: Jan 7, 2019 View Count: 521 Comment Count: 0. Soft scenes can be found without much difficulty, sometimes caught in between sharp shots in the same scene, while others can be prolonged; for example, the shots in Gaulkes residence near the end as hes finishing up his phone call recounting his tale are amazingly flat and dull. No cable box. Heavy Privacy Policy We then hear that sound again, followed by pot smoke wafting into the camera shot. Peter and his crew end up shooting and killing Bigfoot, and then try to justify that with various excuses. During the night, Cheryl catches up with them and explains she saw Gus stealing their equipment and pretended to run off with him so she could get the map back. We see wildlife footage of a lion taking down a gazelle, and of vultures eating a dead zebra (pulling at the fleshy meat). Gus then states that pygmies in the past cut his scrotum, resulting in his testicles unwinding down to the ground. 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